Teacher: give me your email so I can send you the homework.
Me: ...
Teacher : ...
Me: ...
Teacher: ....
Me: harrystylesfuckedme69@hotmail.com
The moment of preparation before stepping on to the escalator.
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: lmaogtfo, via glow-inthedarkk)
friend: do you have a boyfriend?
me: yes
friend: i want to meet him!
me: me too
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend: you're talking about one di-
me: yep
